Wacky Wiki Rhymes
(based on "Baa baa black sheep")
by K1S (English)
"Moo moo, brown cow, have you any meat?"
"Yes sir, yes sir, but I don't taste sweet."
"Oink oink, pink pig, don't you know you stink?"
"Well, well, really! Is that what you think?"
"Hi there, butcher, have you any beef?
"Yes sir, yes sir, eat it with your teeth!"
"Oink, oink, blue pig, have you any fork?"
"Yes sir, yes sir, I'm not a dork."
"Squeak, squeak, brown thing, aren't you a rat?
"Yes sir, yes sir, but don't call me fat."
"Good morning, Sunshine", said the master to the sheep,
"What do you want this time? I'm still asleep!"
"Baa baa, Grandpa, are you going to take a bath?"
"Yes sir, yes sir, I have my own raft."
"Oink, oink, brown pig, have you any mud?"
"I have lots of it, I am such a grub!"
Chat, chat, Ben. Chat, chat, Zoe -- off they go to the bar.
When they got there, everyone stared, and no one gave them a beer.
"Woof, woof, brown dog, have you any bones?"
"Yes sir, yes sir, I'll give you a loan."
"Miaow, miaow, brown cow, have you any sound?"
"Yes sir, yes sir, but you'll have to bow!"
"Oink, oink, white pig, you look so cleansed
"Yes sir, than you, I know that, friend!"
"Neigh, neigh, brown horse, have you any hair?
"Yes sir, yes sir, but I don't like to share.
"Oink, oink, white pig, have you any babies?"
"Yes sir, yes sir, but they all have rabies!"
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